yearningfordarkshadows:

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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meatiershowers:

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thehobbutts:

Breaking news from the Cat News Network!!

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c0rpseductor:

c0rpseductor:

cuttlefish have three hearts because they love you so much

he loves you

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animentality:

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oatlymilk:

fixed it‼️

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junkfoodcinemas:

Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve
Zoolander (2001) dir. Ben Stiller

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ur-daily-inspiration:

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cemeterything:

cemeterything:

my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

she also asked me by saying “do you… do anything?” which. HOW are you supposed to respond to that.

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kyraneko:

murdercore-powerfuneral:

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn’t an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That’s all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

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